Here's something you don't hear everyday
There is a fucking loose tiger on our campus.
My sense of sarcasm isn't aiding my writing a formal essay.
“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” —My Sisters Keeper - Jodi Picoult (via kari-shma)